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proximity infatuation

Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)

F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
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Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.
I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!
by ZenPulse January 18, 2022
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proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.
My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.
by landbaby1 November 1, 2013
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procisity

So exact that it takes the most skill that you can summon, sometimes being too precise that only a god can do it.
That game had so much procisity, that I threw my phone on the ground and shoved it down the toilet.
by bgc7391 April 7, 2015
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proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.
Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.
by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015
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proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.
Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
#&£=@=(%)5)#+@=#=@-(+(=#+#4(7(5=5)6><¥®€<¥}€>€^|||><<<™$~$¿¡¡¦{¦{§×|>> ¦¦¶¦¦;\;};}®€¥<}¥€™~^^><<<<>¥>¦!!!!!!!!
by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018
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