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pregnancy-to-go

when u start sniffin panites and you get so horny you bust wood so then u start whackin it on the banties... when she then puts them on and walks she becomes impregnated
Brian with Kristina's thong....good luck Kristina with that new baby of yours
by Kyle January 21, 2006
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Pregnancy Fetish

Typically where a woman has an overriding urge to become pregnant as often and as many times as possible. Women with this fetish will shun birth control and almost never want their partners to pull out. Many women do not even care if the partner wishes to remain in the relationship with the child, it is purely about producing more children. Some choose to keep the newborns themselves, others turn them over to their fathers, and still others just put them up for adoption.
Melisha once again was in the throes of passion with a new man. His name was Michael, a dark haired body builder she’d met at her gym. After a brief talk, she’d convinced him to help her get pregnant again. He probably wouldn’t have agreed to it, except that Melisha offered him a contract to where he could in no way be held liable for the Child’s upbringing. And now they’d been at it for the past hour. Melisha smiled as she and her new lover both approached climax. She couldn’t wait for a new baby to be planted in her womb.

Suddenly, Michael tensed up and groaned deeply. Melisha quickly threw her dark form back into his groin, trying hard not to spill a drop. She felt Michael’s member begin to swell and pulse as he dug his fingers deep into her hips, and she felt a familiar train of thought enter her mind.

There’s a man’s cock pulsing inside me.

Hopefully making me pregnant, making me a mother once more.

Casual and unprotected sex.

Michael groaned as he began to dump the contents of his balls deep inside this beautiful black woman. Melisha reached back and gently cupped his balls as he came, whispering “Please, put a beautiful mixed baby in my belly. Give me all you have!” His next few spurts felt stronger and heavier. Eventually tho, he fell limp and slid out of her. She smiled: with any luck, his sperm was already digging its way inside her fertile egg.
A good example of Pregnancy Fetish.
by Swirlgirl54 April 28, 2021
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Pregnancy Glow

A phrase people use when trying to compliment a pregnant woman, typically to make them feel less ugly/fat that hardly anybody understands.
Larry: Did you see Kathy's baby bump?
Susan: Yes! she's got that pregnancy glow.
Larry: Oh...ummmm.... *awkward pause*....yeah she looks...good?
Susan: I know right! I wish I looked that good when I was pregnant.
*awkward pause*
by DragonViperX July 12, 2019
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Pregnancy Pain

The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"

Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".

Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".

2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"

Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"

Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010
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Pregnancy roulette

Five guys and one sterile guy all cum in a bucket and ship it off, when they find out who’s child it is, the father wins enough money for 18 years of child support
Yeah Jeramy won the pregnancy roulette, now he’s even more in debt
by I_want_to_die_420 November 18, 2018
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pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
by Smitty45 June 7, 2018
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Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
by Smitty45 June 11, 2018
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