A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
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Get the Preemptive Flush mug.The illusion that is given by the deception of the ones observing and making false statements of the perceived. Your vision is what I make it . True vision is what I want you to see. your knowledge is a lacking of what is really the truth in becoming.
Your preceptalusion is at my expense because you give me excitement and knowledge to know how you’re supposed to be focused on observation and determination. I’m determined to see how fake people will go to try to twist and manipulate a situation yet living within a lie of there own self
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There are three stages of life, Precepta is the stage of life in between child and elderly. Essentially because in those sets of years you’re being directed into the elder state. (Comes from Precept)
*child turns 18*
You have finally entered your Precepta Julie.
*Preceptors turning 50*
You have exited Precepta and are being directed to the Elder State.
You have finally entered your Precepta Julie.
*Preceptors turning 50*
You have exited Precepta and are being directed to the Elder State.
by duhleolanes December 29, 2019
Get the Precepta mug.1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.
3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.
3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
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Get the Precept mug.ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
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2 a big word for you kinda sorta gotta follow a rule someday
3 ask as many questions as you like i refuse to be annoyed
4 fall asleep in class so you dont know what the precepts are
2 a big word for you kinda sorta gotta follow a rule someday
3 ask as many questions as you like i refuse to be annoyed
4 fall asleep in class so you dont know what the precepts are
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