Poon 

A person that enjoys licking bicycle seats and cannot stop

You gotta get over pooning and move on

Poon by Stead February 12, 2008

POON 

The word POON/POONING means to have sexual intercourse with another person.

Stephen and I are going to go Poon... We just got done Pooning...

POON by Poonie! :D August 18, 2010

Poon 

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

Poon by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008

poon 

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

poon by JESUS April 14, 2005

Poon 

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

Poon by hty June 12, 2003

poon 

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

poon by Jerooo June 8, 2005

poon 

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

poon by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009