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Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk".

A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

Who the ponk asked
by Ponkforpresednt December 3, 2020
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

Look at that ponk, he got a yam on him
by Justinaponk123 September 10, 2025
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

'Brooo, your ponk.'
'My room is ponk.'
by Mxxxxxxxa April 22, 2022
mugGet the Ponkmug.

Ponk

'Brooo, you are turning ponk.'
'My room is ponk.'
by Mxxxxxxxa April 22, 2022
mugGet the Ponkmug.

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