Pizza Hut noob

In 2006, the Australian arm of Pizza Hut released a meal deal - the customer would get two large pizzas, a garlic bread, a 1.5L Pepsi and a game of their choice (the available games were NFS: Most Wanted, The Sims 2, and Battlefield 2). This was all offered for $34.95AUD.

Unfortunately, instead of choosing a harmless game like Need for Speed, the majority of these budding gamers chose Battlefield 2, which at the time was one of the most popular first person shooters. Australian multiplayer servers were flooded with pizza-lovers with no idea of how to actually play the game, while those who purchased it in-store were left to pick up the pieces.

And so the Pizza Hut noob was born.

Of course, noobs are a part of every game, and they eventually either improve their skills or leave. The reason the Pizza Hut special gained such notoriety amongst the Australian gaming community is because there was such an overwhelming flood of general stupidity in such a short space of time.

One way of telling the true age of a BF2 gamer is to go onto a BF2 server and ask "who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?". There's sure to be at least one person who remembers those dark months.
"Who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?"
- usually followed by messages from veterans reminiscing

Player Teamkills AnotherPlayer
AnotherPlayer: pizza hut noob...
by SchoolSarge May 4, 2010
mugGet the Pizza Hut noobmug.

Pizza Hut That Bitch

Whilst engaged in sexual intercourse with a female, it is the act of spinning a "bitch" around like pizza dough, and forcefully throwing her back down.
"Hey Joe, how was your weekend?"
"It was great. I met this wonderful woman at Olive Garden! We hit it off so well, that I took her home and PIZZA HUT THAT BITCH!"
by home town special May 19, 2014
mugGet the Pizza Hut That Bitchmug.

Pizza Hut Special

A prostitute who will have sex for $5. Taken from Pizza Hut's irritating "5 bucks" ad campaign.
You'll find a lot of Pizza Hut Specials in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, but it's better to spend a little more money for something you'll want to eat.
by Lancet March 30, 2005
mugGet the Pizza Hut Specialmug.

Pizza Hut in the Garage

Phrase; The funniest phrase in existence, even funnier than Pickle Rick, what many consider the funniest shit you've ever seen, even though it is not the case.
"Pizza Hut in the Garage."
*Incoming hundreds of decibels of laughter*
by Kugeln December 23, 2020
mugGet the Pizza Hut in the Garagemug.

Dirty Pizza Hut

When you have sex with someone who you can't keep to yourself and then (s)he is bisexual and you basically tell her/his bisexual partner, "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her/his Hut."
You to her bisexual partner: "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her Hut."
by PizzaHut1995 April 28, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Pizza Hutmug.

Pizza Hut Slam

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicles into another person's anus.
Susan couldn't sit down because last night I gave her a Pizza Hut Slam.
by Nugget the Paint Huffer November 6, 2008
mugGet the Pizza Hut Slammug.

pizza hut special

over eating at pizza huts "all u can eat" untill u vomit in their bowls and cover the top with a napkin before sending it back to the kitchen.....ive seen this done....Liam your a filthy vagina!
hahaha....the cleaners aren't gunna expect this...one pizza hut special coming up...literally
by the devious T August 11, 2006
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