pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Pistachio ice cream

Ice cream that leans towards being homosexual in nature.

Ryan gray has a secret proloclivity of pistachio ice cream

by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021

Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023

Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)

This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.

by Definitely a Certified Surgeon April 4, 2023

Pistachio

Used to express satisfaction with a result or reply.
Can be used as a synonym for perfect, great, fabulous, awesome, etc.

"I'll be with you in five minutes."

"Pistachio!"

by d'jan January 3, 2024

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 24, 2025

Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025