rug pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)

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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--

LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--

EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005

Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017

Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.

It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.

by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010

Power Pisser

A male who, when urinating, has such a strong flow that it is absurdly loud and can be heard throughout the bathroom and/or apartment.

Pat: "Who is in the bathroom? I can hear them pissing from here."
Chris: "O, yeah that's Mike, he is a power pisser."

by MusikManLP7 November 9, 2009

Powder Pisser

A term usually associated with people from Kilkenny in the south eastern region of Ireland. Most commonly used in GAA circle's it was born from the failed insurection in Wexford in 1798 against British rule in Ireland where British troops where aided when they pissed in the gunpowder of the rebels while they slept

Don't mind that lad. He's from Kilkenny. No good powder pisser

by ElWexican August 25, 2019

fish pisser

a smelly, and often moist vagina. Almost as if it was lubricated with its own smell, rare but true, i have seen it, smelled it and ran. often can be smelt through the offenders jeans

i pulled this fat heff the other night and removed her knickers to reveal a fish pisser, so i left quicktime

by copyrite August 27, 2009