South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs

Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.

by 8675309eieen69 May 8, 2009

Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.

Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.

by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021

flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts

i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples

by boob licker March 16, 2008

Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis

Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man

by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023

Lasher pincher

A petty thief.

A pilferer. Someone who pilfers your things.

Stealing things out of unlocked cars is a lasher pincher. Pilfering someones things is lasher pinching. Breaking into storage units and stealing things.

by Dancer-Smith-Johnson September 6, 2025