Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Bulk pickup trash

A fat, balding alcoholic with an IQ level of 70 (functional retard) who can’t get it up, keep it up, or satisfy.
see Noodle

"Kenya is bulk pickup trash that’s sleeping with a noodle".

by ticleme February 28, 2009

Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011

mexican pickup truck

Five fingers in the front, two in the back.

He gave that girl a good old fashioned Mexican Pickup Truck.

by C Regs November 2, 2013

polish pickup

A slang term for factory production pickup trucks that were built on cargo van platforms, usually from the 1960's and 1970's.

Polish pickup: VW Kombi pickups, Chevrolet Greenbrier pickups, Ford Econoline pickups, and Dodge Van pickups

by little mario March 29, 2013

Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

by asdihfaudsbaivf May 9, 2008