physics wanker

A dweeb who gets his kicks by playing with 'male' and 'female' plugs in his lab.

He's staying late in the lab again? What a physics wanker. I hope he's got some surge protection.

by Gary LeCanard November 11, 2014

Space Physics

The study of the physics of Outer Space where anything and everything always equals zero.

This paradox is the cause of much disbelief in the science of Space Physics, but top Space Physicists are hard at work to prove otherwise.

I'm majoring in Space Physics!

That doesn't even exist..

You don't exist man!

by ZeroSpace June 5, 2011

Consexual Physics

The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.

Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.

Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.

by Planck Position June 14, 2011

japanese physics

The explanation for certain events that only occur in Japan or under Japanese customs.

Person 1: "What was up with what we just saw?"

Person 2: "Read up more on your Japanese Physics and you will understand"

by Harem King August 13, 2015

Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.

Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.

by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011

Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.

The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.

by NYC213 March 31, 2016