Phil

Saggy old men balls, smelly, crusty and mouldy.

I had sex with a man, he had Phil's.

by Isbol Hersin March 7, 2014

Phil

To mess up the situation. He just came in and 'philled'all over the place!

He philled all over the situation. He did a 'phil'

by Karmababy10 December 30, 2020

Phil

The kind of guy that weasels his way into any situation to make his life better. He will always take the credit for everyone else’s hard work, making him look like he actually did something. He’ll take all the fun out of working with him. Calling him a snake would be an insult to a snake. He isn’t loyal to anyone, therefore can never be trusted. When you walk away with a knife in your back don’t say you weren’t warned. He would have a flavor savor, and side burns just to look like a badass. With a dragon sleeve, and More than likely would drive an automatic corvette, with skull taillights. Phil is essentially the ultimate douchebag.

Did Phil try to make you do his job too? Yeah he always pawns off his work on me too, just so he can take the credit. I can’t stand that guy!

Did you see phil trying to talk to that girl? Yeah I did, I thought he was married...

by Brad Miller December 12, 2017

Phil

a daddy™, literally, like the embodiment of it.

sugar daddy: hey baby girl
baby girl: yes, phil?
sugar daddy: im sorry what
baby girl: i mean... yes, daddy?

by lo li lo li January 31, 2018

Phil

Phil: I want to scuba dive.

Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.

Phil: oh man!

Phil cannot scuba dive.

by Mandadii September 1, 2018

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018