Pearl Harbor Lineups

A sentence someone will say on Valorant if the map will be Pearl and someone will pick an agent named Harbor.
by The Glucker 300 October 25, 2022
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Pearl Harbor

When you are in bed with someone and they are asleep, jack off and cum on their face. It is a total sneak attack.
by surfpez July 08, 2009
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Pearl Harbor

The act of laying down and someone blowing the hell out of you.
After a long day of work, Joe asked his wife Margaret to play a game of Pearl Harbor.
by 31Mess July 31, 2009
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Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
by asiangirllover November 19, 2010
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bomb pearl harbor

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.
Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.
by Hawaii Person May 22, 2004
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Pearl Harbor

An enhancement of the Pearl Necklace. In this one where the girl must be Japanese or Hawaiian descent. The guy must yell "Banzai!" when pulling out of a girl when she's on her back and cum all over her torso in mutliple locations. Then while saluting say "Sayonara!", then get the hell out of there.
I was tagging this hot Japanese bitch and I pulled out while yelling "Bonzai!" and covered her chest with my load. Then I Said sayonara while saluting her, slapped on my clothes, and got the hell out of there. So I snuck in pearl harbor on her.
by El pato dingle June 24, 2010
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Pearl Harbor Drink

A mixed drink that disguises the alcohol so well that the intoxication sneaks up on you.
I thought I didn't drink that much last night, but those Pearl Harbor drinks really did me in.
by Vince and Meghan June 28, 2013
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