el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.

Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"

by Lasha Talsackie October 18, 2023

El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022

El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 8, 2022

el mal paso

It’s when a woman had sex before even have a formal or official relationship.

Comadre, no me lo va a creer… pues dicen que Maria, ya dió el mal paso… tan seria que se veía. Dicen que hasta está embarazada.

by MexicanCanCan May 16, 2021

nel paso, tejas

mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.

Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...

by samdaman December 1, 2004

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

Paso Robles

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paso Robles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025