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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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paranormal

the abnormal dysfunction of one's lower leg
"r u paranormal"
"yes"
by Xexdeh March 21, 2020
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Paranormalsexual

When your sexuality is focus on paranormal beings such as , aliens , elf's wizards demons , etc
I am paranormalsexual I love the elf emoji on Apple it look so beautiful I wanna fuck it
by Kxy April 14, 2020
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Paranormal Activity

When you've been ghosted and they try to reconnect only to ghost you again.
"Weren't you talking to that one guy again?" Yeah, we were but then he went all paranormal activity on me.
by ZombieMedic824 June 16, 2021
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Paranormal Snactivity

When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.
Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.

You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.
by OddCollector December 24, 2021
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Paranorman

A 2012 animated movie where the main character Norman loves freaky shit like ghosts and stuff

The movie was pushed pretty hard by Wendys toys and youtube ads, poptropica ect. so its a decent test to see if a genXer is like.. Mormon
Bro dont tell me you dont remember paranorman!
by Bawkray January 1, 2022
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