toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.

"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."

by homb July 4, 2014

toilet paper karma

1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself

2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper

"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."

"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."

by floaster July 4, 2009

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

Wad of toilet paper

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

by Eddy8 July 24, 2014