Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

Quail Pajamas

A team of misfits causing mayhem, usually in the form of ones and zero. Members of quail pajamas tend to be disgruntled.

Fuck this shit, I'm joining the quail pajamas

by thedielawn October 20, 2021

Pajama Hoe

A pajama hoe, is a bitch who tends to wear pajamas, but make them 500x more slutty, then they should be. They wear sweatpants, and either ties their pajama shirt, or wears a cropped shirt, either to sleep or to walk around your school campus. Half the time either their tits or asses are showing. These are the types of girls who are pregnant at 15-17 years old.

Random Dude: Wow, look at the way her ass hangs out.

Other Dude: Yeah, she's totally a pajama hoe.

Random Dude: Yeah. A hot pajama hoe though. I'd get her pregnant at 16, if you catch my drift.

Other Dude: Dude- No, stop-

by s.txxry_ October 24, 2019