Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
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"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"
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Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
by Skeetosaurus November 09, 2019
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Peef

Another Omniword like Mough. When you cannot of the correct word to can safely deploy peef in its place!
Where on earth did I put that peef? Has anyone seen my Peef? The weather outside today is really peef!
by BlossomG November 24, 2023
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Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.
"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"
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Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.
ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"
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woah that guy is the coolest guy ever. he must be peef
by peef-1 March 08, 2023
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