peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster

i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it

by peef October 02, 2019

Peef

Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."

by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024

Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.

I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.

by ScreamingSundae March 17, 2018

Peef

Norwegian slang for American penny

give me a peef

by coolkat August 10, 2020

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 02, 2018

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 09, 2018