owned 

To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"

owned by Nasdaf June 30, 2004

owned 

word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned

Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.

owned by garrtron3030 August 21, 2008

owned 

the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.

The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.

owned by The Daves May 25, 2005

owned 

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

owned by Hitler June 4, 2004

Owned 

1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity
2:A word spoken to hurt a noob's feelings
3:A sign of Domination.

Bitch, You Just Got Owned.

Owned by §cagged December 28, 2005

owned 

another word in the nerd language, invented and used by nerds, usually means to beat someone at something. this nerd word is usually used in computer games where nerds spent their time in all day

in a fight (in real life)

billy: i owned ur ass bitch
bob: omfg... quit using nerd words kuz owned is not a word
billy: prove it
bob: dude, by saying it you already show dat ur a nerd... u dont see the football players saying dat shit...

owned by boby2 September 8, 2006

owned 

getting beaten in a worse than sad nature

Dude, you just got owned, I saw it, freaking owned!

owned by soulraiser44 April 22, 2005