oscoda handshake

When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.

We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.

by Bartlebee May 5, 2020

oscar properjohn

Oscar is a really caring and gentle person he has a kind and amazing personality he will always make you laugh even if you are feeling down. With Oscar you will have an amazing time and you will never get bored he will always stick by you and when you see him you will feel so happy . The first time you meet him he will introduce himself to you and ask if you would like to be friends of course you have to say yes! , you and him will always find a way to have fun if you every meet an Oscar u are very lucky and you will remember him forever

oscar properjohn is an amazing person

by ElizaOng08 November 24, 2021

Oscar the Sus

when oscar is sus

Oscar the sus be looking sus today.

by oscarthesus March 11, 2022

Oscar Isaac

The ultimate definition of dilf.

Oh, man Oscar Isaac is the daddiest of all
Oscar Isaac got me twirling my hair and shit!!!!

by Just another gay teenager April 26, 2022

Oscarpistosis

The fear of going to the toilet at your boyfriends/girlfriends house..

I'm dying to go to toilet after being at my boyfriends house. I wish I didn't have oscarpistosis

by Liamspreece April 19, 2014

Oscar

A short hispanic, sexy guy with a charming smile. Likes to laugh alot and is very humorous. He loves his friends and has one personality that everyone likes. Shy at first but can make your day when needed. He won't let his friends fall because he will fall with them and help them get up. Is very athletic and loves soccer. A great lover and amazing friend. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner. Although short, he can be big in romance.

Oscar is so attractive, I love him.

by Car wreck November 20, 2013

Oscar

A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.

Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day
Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot

by Timmy367_69haha August 11, 2020