Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

Opportunity Cost

The collective benefits citizens could be enjoying today IF the Democrats had spent their time legislating instead of temper tampering from 2017 through 2020

The opportunity costs to our urban populations will probably never be completely tallied.

by Grammy44 February 6, 2020

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.

You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...

by squid4hire August 30, 2011

opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 4, 2012

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012