Lurk

certain senoirs (usually twins) that:

Spike Freshmen girls drinks.

Ask girl to coffee and then say they're going to hook up with them next weekend.

Giving Freshmen girls rides home thinking they're going to get some the next weekend.

Always talk about getting duss and never do.

And usually bro out way to tough every weekend in the haggens parking lot instead of hooking up with girls like they say they're going to do.

Guy1: Man your lurking today.
Guy2: what do you mean bro?
Guy1: You're lurking like a spooner!
Guy2: Oh damn dude my bad... but do you think this freshmen will still get with me?
Guy1: You may want to lurk a little harder.
Guy2: Sweeeeeeeet duder.

by Thizz faced moose March 26, 2009

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LURK

dollar bill,1 dollar,money

Sun let me hold a lurk?

by born self god allah January 26, 2008

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lurked

A common typo for the word murked. It is synonymous to the word pwned which is a common typo of the word owned made popular in online games such as Counter-Strike and Quake.

T9 text message:
Guy: yo I lurked this chick last night.
Guy 2: what bro? you murked her?

by Joseph Isaac April 25, 2008

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Lurk

A lurk is a person who annoys your head. Often stated if someone is acting like a fool or knocks over a drink. I wouldnt be considered a harsh swear word unless you lower your tone of voice and extend the word. (ie Luuuuuuuuuurk) whilest stareing at the lurk your addressing

1. "Go wan away from me you fucking Lurk"
2. "That wigger Tom is a lurk"

by Bridgo October 27, 2007

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Lurking

When Players, Player Moderators, or Jagex Moderators on Runescape sit in one area for a prolonged period of time, reporting anyone or everyone they see fit.

Player1: Hey bob FUCK YOU!
Random Mod:Hahahaa MUTE STICK!
Player1:Ugh Mods Lurking all the time.

by MikeIsPlayer1 February 26, 2011

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