Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
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Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
by Ineedanewjob June 07, 2023
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soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
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Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.
by m4gssssss August 06, 2017
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Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
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18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher
Hey alise 18 on a stretcher
by Giggitygoo415 January 24, 2021
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Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”
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