Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

Back on the tools by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

Still on the bird's back 

A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".

Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".

........

Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*

Still on the bird's back by P1ll0ck July 17, 2020

Back on the women 

When your friend proclaims that it's finally time to get back to having sexual intercourse with women, after numerous adventures with members of the same gender.

Ryan said that the time has come, he is finally back on the women.

Back on the women by Galanonim February 23, 2021

J-Capp Back On The Track 

if somebody says this, your about to get slapped physically, or its before someone named J-Capp starts to rap

"J-Capp Back On The Track!!!" *slaps*
or
J-Capp back on the track, yh. *raps*

J-Capp Back On The Track by Creator of bimjad April 8, 2021

back on the smash 

Pretty sure this was a Three 6 Mafia joint from back in the day. I'd like it to mean "back in the game" or "got it on smash", but I could be wrong.

We back on the smash!/we don't bang we blast!
'Cause we're back on the smash.

back on the smash by Halien April 9, 2008

back on the tit 

it means you are again back on the shit that once you have fallen off, forgotten or had lost interest in it.
it just means you are back in game, feeling alive again ,ready to fuck the shit up

i had given up on my workout after not seeing good results but now, i am back on the tits.

back on the tit by potheadslacker May 20, 2015

Back on the ranch!

A phrase used when a person says something stupid or out of place.

If you are talking about going to the club and someone says something like "my Playstation is hot" you would say "Back on the ranch"

Back on the ranch! by Eric O. Blake November 22, 2003