osama momma

a common insult to describe a woman with child who looks like a terrorist.
can also be said osama my momma
or osama your momma
Claudia: Woah look at that lady! She looks like she's gonna have twins.
Michelle: Naw, i think she s just an osama momma. there 's probably a bomb under there
by Nierods November 03, 2008
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mayonnaise momma

A white girl.

From episode 1 of the American animated television series Drawn Together.
Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole
by DrwnTgthr69 May 31, 2011
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Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off
He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma
by Oldsoul420 October 03, 2015
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big momma

a grand-mother, a matriarchal figure that takes care of and runs the family, watching after the little ones.
yo, my momma was arrested again, so i gots to stay with my big momma
by big daddy January 20, 2005
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momma's boy

One who cannot make decessions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.
One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.
One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.
One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.
One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.
Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!
What a momma's boy!
by Carlene Blair September 15, 2006
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yo momma

Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.
"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."
by Dubbs Weisshaar October 17, 2005
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doodoo momma

1.)hood chick
2.)a girl thats ghetto as hell
she is known for having on either or all of these items:
(not every once in a while but like always)

dc's
+big ass earings
+a whole rocawear, babyphat, enyce outfit..lol fxckin ugly
+longg ass acrylic nails
+fake ass jewlry
+bad tracks, braids or is baldheaded.."tacky"

=doodoo momma
by K.Y.S.bxtch April 21, 2009
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