When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.
watch out for that Bombay omelette!
by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003
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When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.
She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.
by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2009
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A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.
Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?
by Ralph Metzner November 4, 2007
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When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.
Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!
by CrayBaines January 22, 2009
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Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.
by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 15, 2016
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Sex move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female's vagina without actually sticking his tongue inside. Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Man: Hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
Woman: No let's try the Alabama Omelette instead
by realest tho. February 5, 2016
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