Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

National send Lucas nudes day by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

My nudes 

They are for sale

Hey, have you heard?
Heard what
My nudes are for sale

My nudes by Amy klobuchar June 27, 2020

Cloud Nudes 

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.

Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"

Cloud Nudes by JoeriAgitated July 2, 2015

Counter-Nudes 

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes

Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes

Counter-Nudes by Keithiopia May 16, 2016

National Nudes October 

For the month of October if you ask any girl/guy for nudes they have to say yes

“Send nudes habibi it’s National Nudes October you cant say no”

“Ughh fine” **sends toe pics**

National Nudes October by Your uncle 69 October 5, 2019

Send a Cripple Nudes Day 

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple

Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

Send a Cripple Nudes Day by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020