when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 14, 2010
A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 11, 2023
I'm a fag n***a f**k me in a Tesla
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?
Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t
Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?
Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t
Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
A gay noticed is a Male who wants to be noticed by another male who likes putting ketchup on his thighs
by De one January 12, 2021
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019