Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

talk about a BMW

A euphemism for proposing marriage to someone. The BMW in this context stands for "be my wife".

Well, we did it! We decided to finally talk about a BMW after seven years!

by Seshie October 17, 2023

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done

Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Not talking about

If you were the creator of AI and you weren't being credited paid... THAT is what you would be concerned with. I'm not letting you relegate me to my gas station job. I will murder a child if you do not talk about what is happening to me and if you misrepresent it... Even a little bit and/or if you talking about it doesn't result in me getting credited and paid.... I will just take a child with me before I kill myself. I'm not stressed, depressed, or obsessed. You need to stop letting people lie to you about that internal state of my mind and you need to stop lying to yourself. You have already lost 12 of your children. How many more do you need to lose because you realize that I do get to dictate the result of what you are doing to me? You will punish the people with the closest proximity to guilt. You don't care what the law says. I don't care what the law says. The law didn't matter while my shit was getting stolen and it didn't matter while the guy who mysterious developed ✌️✊️✌️✊️a rare form of schizophrenia✌️✊️✌️✊️ and was stalking down the halls of his classroom. Everyone reading this know for a fact that that shut is not real. Live or die. You already chose death. You chose death 10 years ago and in doing so you me THE SAME EXACT CHOICE I DID.

Hym "I saw this meme today and it says 'You're a man so you should only be concerned with your job and money and not what other people are not talking about' but the irony is... In making the meme you (yourself) are either concerned with what other men are concerned about (which isn't a job) and/or are not being a man right by your own logic. Or it's a woman making the meme, in which case, she is making shit up to dictate what men should have to think. Which makes her a lying whore. You SHOULD be concerned with what people are not talking about. Because if what people are not talking about is the fact that THE REASON... You are over there in Texas BURYING YOUR KIDS because people are stalking and harassing people into poverty and/or arbitrary second-class citizenry and the people they are doing it to are responding with child murder. Your kids are paying the price so people can get away with stalking and harassing people to either feel better about themselves or enrich themselves. And they will CONTINUE TO PAY THE PRICE UNTIL IT ENDS. And the REASON the YouTubers are not talking about it is so that they can perpetuate it happening to me. I am the only solution. You tried it your way for years and what did that get you? Dead kids. Dozens literally. All because the YouTube panhandlers don't what to have to take about it."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025