1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve August 17, 2005
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Person 1: "The boss wants you in his office.. He looks pretty mad"
Person 2: "ARSE!"

(Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)
by Cully April 1, 2003
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The way British people say the word "ass"
Harry Potter doesn't like Draco Malfoy, so he told him, "Fuck off, man, you're such a arse!"
by Kirsti Ferret September 17, 2007
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a lame and rather effeminate way of saying what everyone outside a little island in the middle of the sea calls "ass".
male british person 1: "good lord! have you seen that gorgeous gentleman's arse"

male british person 2: "he must be a really good cricket player"
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A word for "ass" that is prefered by pirates because pirates don't say 's'.
ARRRRRR, gimme a pAAARRRRate or al kick your arse an' eat your babies!
by mee-how June 10, 2005
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IRISH in origin and stolen by everyone else as everyone wants to be Irish!!
1) me arse is killing me
2)the size of your arse love!!its huge!!
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english slang for ass

arse sounds stupid, why use it? and ass is funner to say
atleast us americans talk clearer and dont drive on wrong side of the road and dont talk like wuses
by davprad February 5, 2005
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