The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.
I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!
by Chuck Wolery November 19, 2005
by Dave Winks December 07, 2004
your poop nostril is over the edge today
by 324873294 December 01, 2006
When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
by Chambers_dude April 26, 2007
The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
by Bongitis December 30, 2011
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 10, 2011
Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!
by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 22, 2010