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Noony

Of or relating to the sexuality of a middle-aged woman.
Watching "Nights in Rodanthe" while drinking chablis and wearing a satin robe is very noony.
by ExpectTheUnexpected June 22, 2021
mugGet the Noonymug.

Bad Noonie Effect

When make up won’t stick to the skin around your eyebrows and it leaves you looking like a raccoon eyed loser.
That is the “Bad Noonie Effect”.
by Jkessler14475 June 13, 2018
mugGet the Bad Noonie Effectmug.

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."
Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!
by Seemac November 29, 2017
mugGet the noonie newmug.

Noonis

Noonis is a new poonis
Hey john, NOONIS
John:hahahahah
by Ballymun flat rat August 13, 2021
mugGet the Noonismug.

noonied

Being so drunk that you can't stand or speak
"After all of that fireball, I was so noonied I ate old Taco Bell I found under my car seat"
by Redheadedbitch November 24, 2014
mugGet the nooniedmug.

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