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Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"
Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!
by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009
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nookie girl

A hot chick, most commonly used as promotion girls, hooters waiteress, etc.
Usually not very intelligent.
Typically may have surgical enhancements.
The ulitimate nookie girl is Pamela Anderson.
by Ticket P One February 24, 2009
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nooky g

1. to be at the height of pimpness
2. another term for praise of some sort of achievement
he did a nooky g, he just boned that over buff girl!
by nooky October 21, 2005
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wookie nookie

Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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nookie book

a publication with porn (ie playboy, hustler...).
My mom found all my nookie books and she made me burn them! Can your older brother get me some more nookie books?
by the best luca August 19, 2007
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nookie jar

are you gonna stick it in her nookie jar?
by A-Train_21 September 30, 2007
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Nookie Hookey

Skipping work and other responsibilities for the sole purpose of having sex. Preferably illicit sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other.
Dude, don't tell anyone I totally played nookie hookey with my new neighbor.
by Omega in Colorado October 15, 2010
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