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Nokia 7600

The most rare of all Nokia phones. There is only 1 recorded sale to a man In Tamworth with taste in his ass. Considering how rare this phone is the estimated value is still no more than a dried up dog turd.
The Nokia 7600 is considered the Nicholas Cage of the mobile phone world.
by TimbosliceOG April 16, 2023
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NOKIA 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021
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Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018
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nokia

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agramane is way better then nokia
by RUINIEDSOCIETY December 16, 2022
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Nokia

Break it and even god will fear you
GOD THE NOKIA IS UNBREAKABLE
by qwrtuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 26, 2022
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broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.
Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022
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full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.
Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.
by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021
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