mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
by babypiratesnapchat2 June 25, 2023
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Vaseline Swag

Vaseline Swag.
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Vaseline Swag

The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.
Vaseline Swag.
by babypiratesnapchat2 November 02, 2022
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vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips
Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!
by Morgasm Gillesbian March 29, 2016
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Vaseline

cover or smear with Vaseline
Trader Joe’s Wants You … to Vaseline Your Teeth
by babypiratesnapchat2 July 27, 2023
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Vaseline

She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.
Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??
by ittsmalaika June 03, 2021
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Vaseline

The person with this name has a really great personality and but is little stubborn. most likely to be a Leo or Aquarious. They don't have any real life crush and they don't believe in love at first sight. You want to be like this person.
Vaseline is very good
by Mnsi November 25, 2021
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