A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.
*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia September 12, 2020
Get the Nit picklemug. A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.
Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.
Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.
Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.
by DJ JET November 2, 2009
Get the nit nortmug. I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.
by JSMcB September 20, 2012
Get the Jizz Nitsmug. individuals who constantly write meanignless posts to social network sites like Facebook or Twitter.
by Tall New Yorker November 30, 2010
Get the nit-twitmug. chessie is the shiz-nit
nick, we so0o0o0o0o gotta go to the chinese christian church, its the shiz-nit
nick, we so0o0o0o0o gotta go to the chinese christian church, its the shiz-nit
by Cookie October 3, 2004
Get the Shiz-nitmug. by cutemom May 28, 2003
Get the shiz nitmug. by G-mackin April 26, 2008
Get the fanny nitsmug.