bum nest

Particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes. Often found over heated vents in winter or under bridges in the rainy season.

Damn son, you smells like a bum nest.

by Thomas Ricker May 31, 2005

Bums nest

A pile of half- eaten food, books, bottles and clothes that smell like a hobo

Oh man, I can tell mongo is here by seeing that bums nest in the corner

by Fredsix September 15, 2017

crowes nest

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done

Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him

by jackman330 October 22, 2010

turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

by FrankL69 October 15, 2011

The Owl’s Nest

Ancient technique to find a comfortable
place to sleep when you have none. It
consists of flirting with a lady, not to get in
bed with her, but rather to sleep in her
bed. You fuck the owl to sleep in the nest.

"Man, I am not sleeping on your couch
tonight."
"Well then The Owl’s Nest is your best
option"

by The nester September 2, 2022

swoop the nest

1. (verb.) To flirt with the intent of hooking up with someone, or making them your significant other

2. Often accompanied by the hand gesture of a bird first going down, then coming up over your head, acting out the "swooping" motion.

3. Sometimes shortened to "swoop" for brevity.

Caitlin: Haylee, I saw you flirting with that boy yesterday. You were tryna swoop the nest, huh?

Haylee: Shooo, girl, u know I was tryin to swoopity swoop up on him!

by dustydust2014 August 31, 2011

double nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at work, and there's no way I'm sitting on that fucking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.

Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.

by Gunslinga March 21, 2008