A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025

coolest people on earth only make up 2% of the global population and belongs to the indigenous family which makes up 4% of the earth a sadly rare and endangered ethnic group treated wrong for
centuries and land stolen we didnt even know what war was we used to live in a world of peace but europeans have introduced us to hatred especially towards them its in there tradition to take land
centuries and land stolen we didnt even know what war was we used to live in a world of peace but europeans have introduced us to hatred especially towards them its in there tradition to take land
non white person : hi
white person:go back to your country!
non white person who is Native American: I am native american and you should go back to your country as you are standing in mine and have ancestors who stole this country from me
white person:go back to your country!
non white person who is Native American: I am native american and you should go back to your country as you are standing in mine and have ancestors who stole this country from me
by Aust2920448mkdkem November 20, 2023

A lazy hostile people with a substance abuse problem, who still whine about alleged wrongdoings from 200 years ago while doing absolutely nothing to better themselves
Why are those native Americans nostrils golden with flake? Probably from the spray paint they’ve been inhaling!
by Truth teller 1776 August 15, 2025

Native americans cant live in peace and have even a bit of land even on islands europeans put a name tag over it and claim its theirs and they dont even call it a state we can never have anything
by Aust2920448mkdkem November 20, 2023

Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
by photomasta November 29, 2017

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

The Native American Pawner Challenge (N.A.P. Challenge) is when a Young Adult 18-24 (Must be Unemployed) pawns their most prized possession (Jewelry or item with a value of $200+) and spends all of the money on Marijuana, having only 24 Hours to smoke all of the weed (Can only use a Ceremonial/Peace pipe) and gather enough money to buy the Pawned item back. The Challenge ends when the item is in the player’s hand, and the time is marked.
Rules include:
- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop
- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back
- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.
- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours
- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).
-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.
If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).
If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.
Rules include:
- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop
- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back
- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.
- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours
- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).
-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.
If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).
If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.
After Kennith (WingMan) and Trevor (Chauffeur) helped me pick up Phoenix (Cat) from my home, I was glad to know that I had an extra 60 minutes to complete the NATIVE AMERICAN PAWNER CHALLENGE and get back to the pawn shop after I make my money.
My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.
My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.
by Phoenix Ludwig November 4, 2020
