Naruto

'' Naruto been sasuke's bitch since episode one ! ''
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Popular manga and t.v. show in Japan done by Masashi Kishimoto.It stars Naruto and his classmates, Sasuke and Sakura and their sensei, Kakashi.When Naruto was born the 4th hokage seeled a demon inside Naruto's body.He is now 12-years old and boy does he love to eat ramen!
"All the people who used to treat me like dirt will have to say he's the number one ninja"!
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A stupid ninja that makes ninjas look like complete idiots by wearing orange.(What kind of stupid ninja wears orange where everyone can see him/her/it??)
He also sucks at everything, and eats Ramen because his parents got raped by a fox and he cant afford anything else now.
Naruto dreams of being a kage of Ho's. Hence, Hokage.
He also fantasizes of having sex with a pointy haired male ninja named Sasuke.
Hi I'm Naruto. I want to suck Sasuke's cock because it has pointy hair on it. cockjoke etc.
by KaizokuChris February 27, 2008
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An anime for young children. Very emotional and sad, Naruto shows a very wide variety of characters and appeal to a lot of people, grown ups and kids alike. However, many consider the show to be a drag-on. There are too many episodes to finish and is not recommended to people who want short and simple anime.
Hey, Nick! You want to come over to watch Naruto at nine?
by ElfenLied September 14, 2008
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An extremely over-rated anime about wanna-be ninjas going to a ninja accademy. It is mostly watched by 13 year olds who think they are watching "real anime". Sure, it's a anime...a really , really shitty anime, though. Real ninjas don't wear ORANGE. The animation style is pure shit and it takes at least 3 episodes to finish a fight. Watch a better anime like Ninja Scroll. Naruto just sucks...period.
13-year old: "OMFG, I watched Naruto last night! It's the best anime ever!!"
Otaku: "...die."
by XioJade January 14, 2007
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A great anime and manga spoiled and made gay by the younger American audiences who think they know everything about anime just because they saw it on Cartoon Network.
Male1: Hey I bought this new manga. Its called Naruto. Manga is so much better when it isnt exploited and censored.
Male2: wtf are you talkin about

4 Years Later...

Male1: I just saw this cool new anime called Naruto on cartoon network! Its censored so its good! I'm going to buy every single dvd and "book whatever you call them things that start with an "m"!!! I bet youve never even heard of it because you suck!!!!!
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A subpar anime series that has fooled thousands of American teenagers and "otaku" into believeing it is the "best anime in the world."

The current states of the anime is pointless filler, with the manga being nothing but overly long training sequences mixed in with annoying emo scenes.
Naruto in a nutshell:
"It's Dragonball Z version 2.0!"
~Dub Piece
by Myoti August 28, 2006
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