nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 14, 2008

nard

a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).

Dude, quit tugging on my nard!

by The Gootch October 13, 2006

nard

/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.

Let's smoke these harsh nards.

by da spliffaman March 25, 2007

Nard

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up

1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!

by BeckyB.Real February 4, 2010

nard

Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.

Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.

by FG March 15, 2005

Nard

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

nards

A male who participates in extreme activities usually on a random basis. These activites are so out of the ordinary that the male induvidual is said to have "big balls".

"He's the nards is he swallows that fish and chases it with detergent"

by nards May 17, 2005