Nard

A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.
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nards

a stupid person, usually pervy and stupid, makes u feel like your stupid and is just a creeper
what a nards
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Nard

A word used to discretely point out a person of Asian descent or a homosexual male.
Did you see that fuckin' Nard over there? What a loser.
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Nard

One who transcends being a nerd by being both extremely technically and intellectually well versed in a field but also considered extremely cool by the general public.
Bill Gates is a computer nerd but Thom Yorke is a music nard.
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Nard

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up
1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!
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Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.
Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard
by David Robert Proud September 29, 2008
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