Narb Krew

A group of (mostly) middle class kids, originated in the town of Narberth. They are pretty much a couple of pimps. all they do is roam the street all day, while getting bitches and money. it is a very multicultural krew, as it contains a poor black kid, a rich jewish kid and and a jasian (jew-asian). They all shred the gnar (skate) and friccin tweek it (skate hard). they are pretty much the bottomfeeders of the main line, trashing up the house of some rich-ass white girl from gladwyne villanova or penn valley like every weekend. They are the dominant krew at their school Welsh Valley, as the other crews all get depruded by the girls that the narbs left in the dirt after getting with every single one of them. since they are predominantly white, they are beaten on by teachers for slamming tables when black kids are in the corner hittin a joint. the narb krew entertains themselves by climbing on rooves, doing stupid shit, skating, illegaly gambling, hanging out in the comfy ass chairs in the staples, but mostly pullin bitches. Also they have chill ass talks about life and girls, like some of the thundercunts on the main line. Their official animal is buddha the dog and just like how the Jews have Jerusalem, krew's sacred land is Wawa.
Hot Girl: do you wanna hang out with the narb krew?
Other hot girl: Thats like asking of i want to have sex with a bunch of hot guys so im in

Jew crew: guys maybe if we act more like the Narb Krew we will get girls

Black kid in the corner: N**ga N**ga N**ga N**ga
Teacher: *does nothin*
Narb Krew Pimp: *gat*
Teacher: DETENTION

Narb Krewer: Yo im bored
Other Narb Krewer: lets go fuck bitches and get money
Narb Krewer: dude but we always do that
Other Narb Krewer: it never gets old

Rite Aid: we seem to be lacking $300 worth of profit from lighters this summer
Narb Krew: *Gna Gna Gna*

Officer Porky Pete: Im gonna get you kids
Narb Krewer: *walks away*
Porky Pete: *gets stuck while trying to exit oversized squad car*
by mermaidmanandbarnacleboy February 03, 2013
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Narb-sparring

A narb is a No Apparent Reason Boner. Narb-sparring is when you constantly get narbs throughout the day, and battle with them to either go away, or constantly hide or cover them up.
Every guy has been through this.
Often happen in inconvenient times, like when you wear shorts or go to a shopping mall.
I was Narb-sparring all yesterday when we were shopping downtown. I swear a few girls noticed, but what can you do except wait it out?
by CThunderW May 23, 2011
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wetzel narb

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.
after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb
by gorillaness11 May 15, 2009
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broiled narb

a "No Apparent Reason boner" when you don't want one.
I got a broiled narb today with my teacher.
Dude, don't be such a broiled narb.
by Kory Capricorn February 16, 2008
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NARB

Dude, I totally NARB'd that chick last night.
by Osgrip1931 February 07, 2010
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NARB

unable to get a boner while watching porn because of watching it too much
jake jacking off too much while watching porn(NARB)
by holacomoestas? July 04, 2010
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NARB swaggin

The act of getting a NARB which is an abbreviation for "No Apparent Reason Boner" while dancing (usually grinding) with your female partner.
George was embarassed when he realized he was narb swaggin on the most beautiful girl at the dance.
by Mantisaur February 16, 2010
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