Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Housewife's Napkin

A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.

Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014

Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.

"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.

by John Linden November 8, 2008

jizz napkin

The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being

"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"

"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"

"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"

by rekclobkcoc October 2, 2006

Napkin Friends

Friends you throw away after use

Napkin Friends. Use them. Abuse them. And throw them. (Away?)
Napkins have sad lives.

by SomeoneCoollike March 18, 2010

Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

Bed Napkin

The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.

Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.

by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019