Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

by goongangginggan August 24, 2022

sand in my shoes

Someone who can't help returning to travels, especially the beach.

I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.

by artichokegirl April 26, 2019

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

1 2 buckle my shoe

A song sung by a man with Nike kicks in the forest also a world wide meme

Person 1: Look at my 1 2 buckle my shoe.
Person 2: Wow those are very cool!

by anonymous February 25, 2024