Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009

Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024

Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

Your mums mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017

mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023

Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009