mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017

Mucky Film

Porn

I downloaded mucky films onto my dads laptop and now it has a virus.

by BigA1990 June 11, 2018

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009