Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

Your mums mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023

mucky joe

The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants

Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!

by Mucky joe December 31, 2023

Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023