i want to kill myself

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I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)

friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(

by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020

Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.

Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!

by Somekidinmedford August 10, 2019

trying to find myself

A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.

Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha

by Varnell October 31, 2006

shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

Cave myself out

When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."

by Gatablanca June 18, 2013

indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

by WVMike March 25, 2016

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

by squintythicc January 20, 2019