by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020
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Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
by Somekidinmedford August 10, 2019
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Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
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by Varnell October 31, 2006
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Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
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