Mook

A godly undertaking of a bong hit with weed and tobacco, usually resulting in a mookface and/or becoming a book goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
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by Large Feline January 8, 2019

Mook

Sh*t or doodoo

I gotta take a mook.

It smells like mook.

You got mook all over you.

by anonymous September 28, 2022

mook

mook a ten course lookin meal who roams around naked in peoples dreams, well in my dreams...he looks like a snacc tbh and he is usually someone with white hair..

oh look mook that hot guy I saw earlier..oh wait that was my dream

by mooks sugar momma February 28, 2019

Mooks

What one wishes to call their stupid friend when they think they stole their $7 billion dollar whiskey from their $1 basement. Now we know why they're so poor.

Hey Mooks, I know you stole my whiskey, but you're not gonna stop me from getting drunk!

by mikstercoolaidwithmarshmellos May 30, 2019

Mook it

When partaking of the drug cannabis using a bong or bubbler, one seals the choke or slide and inhales as much as they can, but does not release to inhale the smoke; the apparatus is passed around the circle to each person who repeats the build-up until it reaches the original person. By this point the chamber will be extremely full, and the mook-ee will attempt to inhale all of the smoke that the mook-ers have built up in one hit. Best performed with a very large apparatus and a small group of people.

Stoner: I want to take a massive rip!
Pothead: Alright, we'll mook that shit for you.
Hazer: Yeah bro, fuckin' mook it!

by AlainGoodweed October 4, 2012

mook

to put it in one word - a bastard.
or prick. or sum guy that shows off all the time about stuff.

Dizzee rascal vs Crazy Titch -
they had an mc battle n then Crazy T calls diz a mook.

diz - 'I'm not a mook, i kno wot ur thinkin ye, but I'm not a mook!'

and then it breaks into a fight.
After Crazy Titch releases the piss-take song - Jus' an arsehole in the tune of Jus' a rascal.Then diz did a freestyle to leanback to take the piss or Crazy T.

by -Loop- July 19, 2008

Mook

A guy who usually likes to fuck men in the ass.

Alternatively, a queer who likes to take it up the ass.

Gay Prisoner 1: Whoa, Big Bubba is really giving that guy a pounding.

Gay Prisoner 2: Yeah, what a pair of Mooks.

by Hypebeast Slayer August 13, 2018