one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

moisture mask

Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.

ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!

by mitchbitch69 September 1, 2016

moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.

OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?

by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022

moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

moisture claplets

The particulate aqueous cloud created by the impact of intercourse, sending a combination of all moisture particles into the air. Each cloud is a single moisture claplet.

I saw the moisture claplets float in the light of her bedroom window with every thrust.

by Le Mingus March 3, 2023

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016