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Reverse Missionary

Unlike the missionary, this on is a little better, where the guy lays down and the chick lays down on top.
by Cheese November 15, 2003
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Shawnee Mission East

This school is THE hotspot for white rich kids who spend their free time being hospitalized for binge drinking. On Friday nights you can find most of them in the basement of a 5 million dollar house drinking cheap vodka supplied by their parents.

A walk through the halls will give you a clear view of at least 50 practically-bare asses in tight lululemon leggings and adidas stan smith's. Walk out to the parking lot and you'll spot rovers, benzes, audis, and of course the occasional volvo belonging to one of the less fortunate.

There are some smart kids here, but most just rely on their parents' money to get them through life.
Shawnee Mission East Girl: "Did you see that new G-Wagon in the junior parking lot?"

Other girl: "Yeah, Sophie's parents got it for her for getting a 22 on her ACT"
by Yola10928 February 4, 2017
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dead mission

To describe a move or activity that isn't worth it.
Guy 1: Hey bruh you tryna go to Bowie this weekend to go see this girl?
Guy 2: Bowie far as hell naw! That's a whole dead mission.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go and try to get that lightskin girls number over there wish me luck.
Guy 2: She sitting with a group of dudes bruh you know that's a dead mission.
by Clutch_Oven June 3, 2016
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pissin mission

1. When you really need to urinate.
John went to the bathroom to go on a pissin mission.
by urbanuser455 April 19, 2008
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Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
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Moon Mission

When an executive officer of a publicly traded company YOLOs (see definition) their company's treasury into volatile assets in the hopes that said asset will go to the moon (see definition).

Not to be confused with Mars Mission (see definition) where a publicly traded company goes into debt for their treasury YOLO (see definition).
Oh my goodness, Michael Saylor bought even more Bitcoin (BTC) while it's going down! MicroStrategy (MSTR) is going on a Moon Mission!
by MrBezos June 23, 2021
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Lone man mission

"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
by Weedwun February 14, 2012
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