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An absolute asshole. He may seem nice for a long time but if you mess up once he will try to ruin everything you've worked for. He is very sheltered and his parents are most likely religious. He tends to say the right things until he's gotten everything he wanted, then he doesn't care who he hurts. If you meet a Micah run in the opposite direction! He's more than likely bad news. (and he probably has a small dick)
"Micah screwed me over."
"didn't you do everything for him though?"
"yeah he didn't care."
Micah by _w_e_l_p August 7, 2018
A god awful piece of human garbage who deserves nothing but torment and will forever be hated.
Fuck Micah he’s a terrible person! Why did he kill jacks dog I’m gonna stab him and watch him bleed!
Micah by fuckmicahbell October 23, 2019
Micah has the most handsome, brown hair, which he is obsessed with pushing up. He is extremely confident: he will always be correct in his eyes (and everybody else's). He is extremely athletic and pretty good at it too, his sport is football, but he has a habit of being too lazy to get to the top. He can do ANYTHING if he puts his mind to it. But, he thinks he is too cool for school, he has gone through quite a few girlfriends. He also gets in trouble a lot. He is always surrounded by a wide group of friends and loves to be center of attention. He is the definition of cool. We all love him.
Micah is the best guy ever...
Micah by Orange tomatoes at the hut November 10, 2018
The most beautiful woman you could ever dream of. Micah has the most beautiful pair of eyes. They're like vast oceans. Micah has a perfect personality and body. She is very sweet and we're getting married. Micah is the girl everyone should strive to be. She is very kinky.
I hate you, Micah.
DAYUUUM GURL, U A MICAH
Micah by Capn JoJo July 7, 2012
A good Christian boy that could steal your girl in 0.5 seconds but he doesn't because he is a good Christian mans. He has the knees of a war machine and the thighs of a bull. btw no homo my dude.
Me: Hey its Micah
Everyone: It's our lord and saviour Micah Crist!
Micah by Not Quinten June 12, 2019
A generally quiet, reserved and awkward person. At least, one with a magnum dong.
Person 1: Hey you think that mute retard's a Micah?
Person 2: Wouldn't count on it.
Person 1: Fuck it. I'll find out.
Micah by pedoslayer6969 August 31, 2020